{60+} Funny Friendship Day Quotes | Wishes & Messages

Friendship Day is celebrated every year on the first Sunday of August month. Now, this year. Friendship Day is being celebrated on the 7th of August. There are many stories behind the celebration of this day. But, apart from the stories, we should enjoy this day with our friends. Rather, without paying attention to the stories, we should celebrate this day with great pomp. And, the celebration begins by wishing your friends.

So, if you want to wish your close or best friend on this day then you should scroll down the page and check our collection of Funny Friendship Day Quotes and wishes. Now, without any more delay, copy any best one line among them and send it to your friends and wish them a Happy Friendship Day.

Funny Friendship Day Quotes:

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.-Unknown

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.-Unknown

If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.-Unknown

I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.-Unknown

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.-Unknown

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.-Unknown.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.-Oprah Winfrey

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.-Unknown

I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.-Unknown

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.-Unknown

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.-Greg Tamblyn

Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.-Unknown

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’-Cookie Monster

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.-Unknown

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.-Bernard Meltzer

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.-Unknown

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.-Jim Hayes

I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.-Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends offer free therapy.-Unknown

So, these were some amazing and Funny Friendship Day Quotes that we have listed above. These quotes are very funny that will make your friend’s day better and happy. That’s why you must send him/her a funny quote from above.

Funny Friendship Day Wishes:

“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”

“I hope we’re friends until we die then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people”

“Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.”

“To my friends: Thanks for being there for me. I’m grateful for you!”

“Strangers think I’m quiet my friends think I’m outgoing my best friends know that I’m completely insane”

“Happiness is meeting an old friend after a long time and feeling that nothing has changed.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg! Even though they know you’re slightly cracked!”

“Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public”

“My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard.”

“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”

“Looking at your best friend and saying, “I’ll do it if you do it.”

“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy!”

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”

“Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, “Where did I meet these crazy people?” But then I think “What would I do without them?”

“I’m not crazy I’m just special!! ……No, wait……. Maybe I’m crazy one second…. I have to talk to myself about this, held on….”

“No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.”

You’re weird, very annoying, and crazy, just like me.

I will never worry if you fall down, I will always be ready to take selfies and post them on social media.

I think you must be a loser for having a friend who is a loser.

You can work out as much as you want, but you will never look like me, Let’s meet at the gym.

I like you so much because you are always ready to join my weirdness.

These were special funny friendship day wishes for your best friend or special friend. Send these best funny lines to your best friend before he/she leaves their bed that reminds him/her of the International Friendship Day. These funny wishes will make your friends laugh. These wishes will also help you to strengthen your friendship bond.

Funny Friendship Day Messages:

True friends are like loud farts. They don’t smell as much, always make you laugh and life is impossible to live without them.

Sometimes I feel that I can have better friends. But then so can you. So let it be… besties for life shall we say?

The only reason we’re friends is that you know way too many of my secrets.

I feel horrible about myself for not having accomplished anything in life… but then feel better when I see where you are. Thanks for being my best friend.

Friendship is like turd. No matter where you are or what you’re doing, a bit of it is always there inside you.

We’re best friends because my sense of humor is the same as your… non-existent.

You’re annoying. You’re weird. You’re crazy. You’re stupid. You’re clingy. You’re… just like me.

If we’re on a plane that was about to crash and there was just one parachute… I promise to give the best speech at your funeral.

Damn you must really be a loser to find a friend in another loser like me.

I’ll swim through an ocean to save you. Ok, not an ocean but a pool definitely. But not too deep though because you know… I don’t want to wet my hair.

I’ll never give you a shoulder to cry on ‘coz damn don’t dirty my t-shirt.

Don’t worry my friend, if you ever fall down… I’ll always be there to take a selfie and post it on Instagram.

I knew it was friendship as first sight when I saw that we are the same kinda crazy.

Good friends are those who not share common interests, but are the same levels of stupid.

I know, it is so hard to friend who’s loyal, caring, honest and cute. Lucky for you, I’m all of those and more!

Best Friend: A person in front of whom you can fart without the fear of being judged.

The only reason why you’re my friend is because you never borrow money from me… and lets keep it that way.

Thank god you have me. Who else would understand you?

No one understands my joke except you. That make you kinda weird… just like ME.

Our friendship is based on a mutual understanding – if you reveal my secrets you’re dead to me.

So, these were some amazing Friendship Day Messages that we have listed above. We hope you would choose the best one-line among all these messages and send it to your dear best friend. There are some short messages also listed that you can send as an SMS or Text to your male friend or a female friend.

Conclusion:

So, this was the collection of funny messages related to International Friendship Day that we have listed above. We hope you and your loved one would love these wishes, messages, and quotes. We have collected these from all over the internet so that you can wish your friends great kind of words. You may share these lines on various social media platforms like Facebook, WhatsApp, and Instagram. Post these lines on your Facebook timeline by captioning your friend’s name so that they can feel your love and emotions.

We wish you and your friends a very Happy Friendship Day. We hope your day spent well. if you have a special kind of experience then you may share it with us.