{100+} Absolutely Funny Christmas Wishes, Sayings, Messages, Quotes

Christmas is the festival of the people of Christianity. It is also called the big day. The Messiah of Christians, Jesus Christ, was born on this day. Christians celebrate this festival with great pomp. Jesus Christ is considered the son of God. For the people of Christianity, this day is the most precious of the whole year. Famous all over India, this festival brings zeal and enthusiasm. Like other festivals, Christmas also teaches us a lot. But apart from the celebration we must greet our friends and family members on this festival. So, here we are listing some best funny christmas wishes, messages and quotes. Please scroll down the page and have a look at these amazing funny xmas wishes.

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes:

Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!

May your Christmas be as fat, happy, and plentiful as Santa’s! Merry Christmas!

Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name in Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!

Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not!

I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!

May you do not find your name in Santa’s naughty list this year! Have a blessed and wonderful Holiday season with your family and friends.

I hope Santa doesn’t find all the faults you have been keeping under the blanket. Merry Christmas, dear.

Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. Merry Christmas to you!

Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Feeling sorry yet? Just kidding. May your Christmas be full of fun!

I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so you can fly and disappear from the earth forever. Just kidding. Merry Christmas!

You know your life sucks when you have to wait the entire year for Santa to bring you some presents because apparently, no one care to give you a present.

This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser!

One important rule of Christmas; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!

Santa Clause exists, and he has to work during the holidays. How pathetic!

May you survive the priest’s boring speech in the church and join me at the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!

The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!

I hope your celebration will be big and your bill will be small this Christmas. Have a joyful Christmas!

I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on your lawn! Merry Christmas!

I wish for your holidays to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not big credit card bills! 🙂

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Funny Christmas Sayings:

For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season! 🙂

May you have plenty of mistletoe on hand this Christmas… and lots of good kisses too!

They say the best Christmas gifts come from the heart… but cash and gift cards do wonders too! Happy Holidays!

I’ve never decked the halls and I have no idea what Jingle Bell rock is. But I hope your Christmas rocks!

It’s the most wonderful season indeed – until everything has to be cleaned up, and the credit card bill arrives.

If I were to re-write the “12 Days of Christmas,” I would include things like chocolate, cocktails, and fancy dinners instead of French hens and turtle doves.

Christmas is the only time of year when I buy nuts, and it’s the only time of year I feel like I may go nuts. May you keep your sanity this holiday season!

Happy holidays! May your egg nog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season!

As I child I loved the taste of fresh, white snow. After trying some yellow snow first, I found the white snow to be much, much better.

Merry Christmas! May Santa fill your stocking with winning lottery tickets! Hope you holiday season is a winner!

Santa can definitely do some pretty amazing things. But I really wish he could make “late fees” disappear off of bills. Merry Christmas!

This year you was not good… You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!

It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the Naughty List… Can’t wait to see your gift by Christmas!

How do cats greet each other at Christmas?A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!

May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

Christmas has been canceled! And it’s your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!

Greetings from North Pole! Don’t be shocked… it’s Christmas again!

Happy Holiday Season I wish you all,Meet your goals and have a ball!

If Christmas is a time of good cheer and generous giving, then remember to smile as you get fleeced on the high street. Enjoy yourself anyway!

I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!

So, these were some best funny christmas sayings and wishes that you can use to wish your mother, father, brother, sister, husband, wife, etc. We have scoured all over the internet and collected these best wishes in the above section so you can copy any line for free of cost. So, what are you waiting for? Send these wishes to your loved ones and see their reaction.

Funny Christmas Card Messages:

Enjoy the lavish food and drink, your tropical holiday and all those wild parties this Christmas. Well, we can all dream at Christmas time!

Wishing you season’s eatings and a bloody good New Year!

Hey you two over there,It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!We’re here to bring you holiday cheerAnd wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!

The whole bubble of Christmas gets busted when you know that there is no Santa Claus. Warm greetings on Christmas to you.

Let us make this Christmas a memorable one by exchanging gifts that we have always wanted and not get disappointed. Merry Christmas to you.

Wishing you a Christmas of your dreams where you get to sleep a lot and wake up to snow, presents and a big Christmas tree to uplift your soul.

On the occasion of Christmas, let us make everyone around us smile because Christmas is after all about spreading happiness and smiles. Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you my dear. Don’t let this holiday season get wasted working. Make the most of it by partying your heart out.

Wishing a Merry Christmas to you my dear. May the celebrations of Christmas give you pain in your cheeks as you laugh the most on this special day.

Warm greetings on Christmas to you. Wishing you the best of the celebrations, food and festivities to make this Christmas a memorable one.

Have a wonderful Christmas my dear. Do not let the clouds of disappointment hover over you to disturb or distract you.

. I have prepared the list of wishes for this Xmas and I am sending it to you because you are my Santa and you have the power to make them all come true… I will wait for my presents anxiously… For you, I am sending my blessings and wishes…. Have a Merry Christmas my dear.

May the festival of Christmas bring beautiful and cheerful memories for you and your dearest family… I wish that you are showered with all the gifts you had dreamt of so that you can have a merrier Xmas… All the best and wish you a warm and Happy Christmas.

On this festive occasion, I wish that your life is blessed with joy and smiles, good humor and loads to laughter to give you a bad stomach ache… Wishing you a very Merry Christmas blessed with all the happiness in the world… May God bless you… Keep laughing!!!

Christmas is merrier when you have friends to share the joy and jokes with you… I have you and I want to thank God for this cute and funny present…. Sending lots of love and loads of smiles on Christmas to you with warm New Year wishes…. Have a blast!!!!

May the spirit of Christmas brighten your coming year with sparkling smiles and warm hugs… May you are blessed with lots of reasons to smile and laugh to make it a joyful year for you… Sending my love and my wishes on this occasion… Merry Christmas to you my dear!!

I have asked Santa to shower you with the best of the presents this holiday season and he has picked me as your gift as there can be nothing better than me, for you…. Wrapped in love and affection… I am sending you best wishes on this occasion… Merry Christmas!!!

Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.

Hey you two over there, It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! We’re here to bring you holiday cheer and wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

These funny christmas messages are very good and unique. You can copy any line from above and make them laugh. Some of the messages are short sp you can send those msgs as a Text or SMS.

Funny Christmas Quotes:

Santa left batteries under the tree with a note that said “Due to cutbacks, toys not included.

Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.

I have Kept some photos in my home So come here instead of Church you can drink and pray, And no more boring speech from the priest Merry Christmas and Happy New year!

Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have an excuse to neglect them for the rest of the year.

Christmas dinners are the best. While I may not be the greatest at cooking, I am pretty good at eating!

Happy Holidays! May you be able to participate in the activities of the Christmas season rather than the flu season!

Merry Christmas! Santa is giving you the gift of a frigid winter – but just for a few more months! Happy Holidays!

May your electricity remain on and your plumbing work the entire season! (And I hope reading this doesn’t make you all flushed!

Merry Christmas! May the lines at the stores you shop at be short, and may your patience be long this holiday season!

Merry X-mas! May you be surrounded by jolly elves – and not nasty grinches- this holiday season!

We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas and a debt-free New Year!

My Christmas wish for you this year is simple: with all you are going to consume over the holidays, I hope your digestive system can handle it like a champ.

Happy Holidays! May the magic of Christmas still be with you when you open your next credit card bill.

It’s people like you that make Christmas so special and meaningful. Thank you!

Please note: Christmas is canceled. Apparently you told Santa you’ve been good this year and he died of laughter.

It’s not what’s under the tree that matters most, it’s who’s around it. Every year, I’m so grateful to have you.

Thinking of you this season and wishing you a joyful holiday.

Cheers to eggnog by the fire, warm holiday memories, and you.

My love for you shines brighter than the lights on the tree.

Sending your way a bundle of warm wishes and good luck on this holiday. Take my love and don’t forget to bring presents for me tonight. Merry Christmas!

So, these were some Merry Xmas funny quotes. We hope you will love these quotes. These funny quotes will help you to make your friends, parents and other people laugh. Send them these quotes to make their entire day happy.

Funny Christmas Captions:

Worrying about what to do this Christmas season. Just sit down and enjoy the Merry.

Enjoy your Christmas holiday, the chicken and goose are waiting, don’t forget to send me the blessings. Merry Christmas my friend!

I wish you hit the jackpot for joy, happiness, and peace this holiday season. Merry Christmas!

Oh! It’s Christmas! I wish you a day full of laughter and love. Merry Christmas.

May you have a wonderful Christmas!

This year has been lovely! May your celebrations be filled with happiness. Merry Christmas

I just wanted to let you know that you will be on Santa’s naughty list this year. Merry Christmas!

Stop asking for presents from Santa and be the Santa for the kids around you. Suits your age. Merry Christmas!

May your Christmas be filled with large smiles and festivities, but not with a big belly. Merry Christmas!

You’re now at a stage of your life when you really need to ask yourself if you believe in Santa or not! Grow up, man. Merry Christmas!

Good luck with wishing people unrealistic things from someone who doesn’t even exist. Have a great Christmas this year!

Wishing you a white Christmas this year. If you run out of the white one, remember I have plenty of supply for the red one. Merry Christmas dear friend!

I’ve just received the bad news. Santa had a heart attack. Cause of death was your name on the good list of this year!

Christmas is the only time when eating candy out of socks is cool! Good luck with your smelly socks and expired candies. Merry Christmas!

May you make it through the priest’s dull speech and join us at the party soon. Have an incredible Christmas!

I’ll declare war if you throw a snowball at me. Let’s make this the happiest Christmas we’ve ever had! Merry Christmas!

Santa told me you are on the good list this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Just kidding! Have a wonderful Christmas!

May all your savings doesn’t get spent on Christmas presents but do find me a good deal. Love you, dear husband.

Santa said you’ve been a great one this year. So, he will be giving you free vouchers to clean the house and find random things. Best of luck, hubby.

Happy Birthday to Jesus and I can already hear you screaming for receiving your treasure gift box from me. Love you, too.

Your can express you inner thoughts and share your feelings by sending some funny Christmas Captions from above section. Emotions, when expressed through words can be stored in the heart forever.  A smile is the best gift that you can give to someone. So send any line from above make your loved ones laugh.

Conclusion:

So, this was the collection of most Funny Christmas Greetings, Messages, Wishes and Quotes for everyone. We hope you and your loved one would like this collection of christmas wishes. You can easily share any line on various social media platforms like Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram. We also hope that you would love to share these line with your Father, Mother, Friends, Family Members, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Husband, Boss, Brother, Sister and etc. Whatever the way you choose we assure you these lines will deliver the same feeling. Above listed wishes would help you to make this Christmas special and memorable for friends and family members. You can also send these lines to your partner in crime through a simple text SMS. We wish you and your loved ones a Merry Christmas.